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Dukhi teacher ka gham Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?

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Boy:sir G Ramzan ma to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy

Jokes sms Boy:sir G Ramzan ma to shetan es dunya se chla jata hy Magar Log phir b gunah krty ha Q? Sir:beta wo chutiyon ka kam de k jata hy:). Incoming search terms:funny jokespoetry in urdu for...

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Difficult subject Which can’t be studied

Students sms Studying Has 2 types ;- . 1) Difficult subject Which can’t be studied. . . . 2) Easy subject that doesn’t need to be studied. . . Incoming search terms:funny jokes on difficult subjectsThe...

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Aasman hai khula khula sitaray hain is ke makeen

Funny sms Dedicated to students n jobians ……… Aasman hai khula khula sitaray hain is ke makeen . . . . . meri chuttiyan khatm ho gayi hein, mujhe nahin aa raha yakeen..!;( The post Aasman hai khula...

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WHY I dont Study the Whole semester but only near the exams

Student Teacher sms WHY I dont Study the Whole semester but only near the exams? Bcuz. Sahil k Sukoon se Hamen Inkar nhi MAGAR Tufano se kashti nikaalne ka maza hi or hy…;) The post WHY I dont Study...

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Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart?

Student Teacher sms Biology Ki Miss: Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart? All Grlz Shouted Loudly: “IMRAN” K PaaSs! Teachr Smiles & Says: Mera B.. The post Grlz Can U tell me Exactly,...

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Teacher to pathan student.

Funny Pathan sms Teacher to pathan student. A.B.C.D sunao pathan: A.B.C.D.:-) Teacher: Aur sunao? Pathan: bus ALLAH ka shukar he sab thek thak he Ap sunain; The post Teacher to pathan student. appeared...

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Teacher: Insaan Wo Hay Jo Dosron K Kaam Aaye

Student Teacher sms Teacher: Insaan Wo Hay Jo Dosron K Kaam Aaye..! Student: Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na Dosron Ko Insan Ban’ne Deti Hain..! The post Teacher: Insaan Wo Hay...

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Thousands of yesterdays go,

Funny sms Thousands of yesterdays go, Thousands of todays go, Thousands of tomorrows come, But the Believe of STUDENT remain same, . . . “Kal Se Pakka Parhain Gay”… The post Thousands of yesterdays go,...

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Teacher to Student: Copy pr Train banao mein 5 minute mein ati hun

Student Teacher sms Teacher to Student: Copy pr Train banao mein 5 minute mein ati hun. 10 minute baad, Teacher: Train Dekhao? Student: Ap Late ho gai, Train 5 minute pehle nikal gai hy. Incoming...

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4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS

Best Funny sms 4 Students 1 From HArVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 From TEXAS & 1 Sardar Ge From PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light”...

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One day our country will be corruption free..

Best Funny sms Incoming search terms:college jokes in englishcollege leaving poems in hindifree jokes in urdunew best funny poetryThe post One day our country will be corruption free.. appeared first...

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1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.

Exam sms 1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya. Swalon k jawab Ye thy, 1.Tipu Sultan ks larai me shaheed huy.? Ans: apni last larai me, 2.Elan-e-azadi pr dastakhat kahan...

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Ek Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara

Student Teacher sms Ek Khubsurat Teachr ne 3 Bcho ko Thapr Mara Punjabi Bacha: Sori Mam Pathan Bacha: Hamara Kia Glti Hai Mam . . . Multani : Aaaaahhh! Maza Agya..:-):-P Incoming search terms:jokes...

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Johny johny yes papa… Job in teaching.

Teachers sms Johny johny yes papa… Job in teaching. yes papa. Lot of tension yes papa. Too much work yes papa. Family life no papa. BP sugar high papa. Yearly bonus joke papa. Annual pay low papa....

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Punjabi students at the time of exams

Exam sms Punjabi students at the time of exams aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya te aa v ho gya & at the time of result 0h teri aa ki ho gya? Funny sms Incoming search terms:pathan funny jokes in...

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A Teacher Went To A Restaurant,

Funny Teachers sms Side effect of teaching! A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, ” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”…… Dedicated 2...

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Teacher, koi esa mohekma batao jahan aurtain kaam nahee karten?

Picture mms The post Teacher, koi esa mohekma batao jahan aurtain kaam nahee karten? appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.

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agi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga

Funny Poetry sms Lagi hai jo AAG dil mein sari dunia ko laga don ga Jo na mila LAPTOP to 2no GANJY uraa don ga:@:@ “Saaadaaaaaaa Haq Ethe Rakh” From.. Wehlay Students The post agi hai jo AAG dil mein...

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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.

Exam sms Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya. 1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey? Ans: apni last larai main 2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay? Ans:...

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teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

Student Teacher sms teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.? stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.? StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c…;) The post teacher: ksne chand pr...

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Three signs of being a student.

Student sms Three signs of being a student. 1: Stressed. 2: Depressed 3: But still well-dressed :-p The post Three signs of being a student. appeared first on Funny Jokes in Hindi | Poetry sms in Urdu.

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Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy..

Student Teacher sms Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy.., . . Dear Mish, Mein ne shtool nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Nai ana, :’( Thank u.., Bash me ne ni ana The post Leave Application...

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Mujhe phir se school ka basta thama do na

Student sms Mujhe phir se school ka basta thama do na, ~*~”BaBa”~*~ Mujhe zindgi ka sabaq boht mushkil lagta hai. Incoming search terms:hindi poem on bastaThe post Mujhe phir se school ka basta thama...

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US Dollar was increased to 96/-

Student Funny sms US Dollar was increased to 96/- Petrol was increased to 103/- Aata 680 Suger 120 But Thanks God . . . . . . . . . . . Passing marks are still 33. :-D;-) The post US Dollar was...

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Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?

Student Teacher sms Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai? Student: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai. The post Teacher: Sach or Veham mai...

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Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper

Student Teacher sms Teacher: What is difference between ‘Love Letter’ and ‘Exam Paper’?? Student: LOVE: Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay.. . . . . . EXAM: Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte...

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After to after in system of education.

Funny sms urdu After to after in system of education. * SCHOOL* Yeh Dunya yeh Mehfil Mere Kam ki nhi! *TUTION* Idhar chala men udhar chala janay kahan men kidhar chala? *MATHS* Ajeeb Dastan ha yeh...

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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Students Teacher sms Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi? Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge! studnt:sir g...

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1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!

Exam sms 1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya! Mazmun: 1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib! Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!...

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